yaoilife801:

tsuukkis:

omg ok so i see this picture of eren jaeger looking fine and i quietly say to myself:

"eren jaeger is perfect."

and then i hear my brother giggling and then he goes:

"ada´s in love with ereeeeen~”

and then im like:

"nah he has a boyfriend…"

and then we just look at each other like:

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It’s funny how this happened with me and my brother, but I was talking about Levi and not Eren

alt-j:

Kim Kardashian West’s best bikini moments! 

HONESTLY

mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased
"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased

"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

Educating a Friend
Me: So, let's say that you're at school and you see a guy you know. I mean, you guys talk every once in a while and he's pretty cool, but you're not like friends or anything. You just talk to him every once in a while.
Guy Friend: What's his name?
Me: I don't know. Frank?
Guy Friend: No.
Me: Okay, fine. His name is Will. Okay?
Guy Friend: I don't think it really suits him, but okay.
Me: ...So anyway, you're at school during lunchtime and you see Will. So, you notice Will's not eating anything. That's when you realize that Will has no lunch, no money for lunch, and no way of getting either. He's just sitting there like he normally would. He's not acting any differently and he's not asking anyone for anything. Not money, not a fry, not even a salt packet, but you know he's gotta be hungry. So, what do you do?
Guy Friend: Do I have any money?
Me: Yeah. You have enough for you and another meal.
Guy Friend: Duh, I buy him lunch.
Me: Okay, cool. So, like you said, you buy him lunch. You buy your lunch and you buy his lunch and you go over and hand it to him. And, he says, "Wow. You know, that's really nice of you, but I wasn't gonna ask anyone for lunch. I was probably just gonna wait until I got home to eat." And, then you say--
Guy Friend: Nah, it's cool.
Me: Exactly. You say, "Nah, it's cool. I'm just being nice. It's a gift." And, Will says, "You know, that's awesome. You're really nice, bro." And, after that, you guys start hanging out. You guys are like really good buds. You are always hanging out and laughing and just having a good time. So, you guys are friends for a few months, and it's tons of fun. Then, one day, you go up to Will and you say, "Hey, Will, you know, I've been thinking, and I kinda want that five bucks."
Guy Friend: What five bucks?
Me: Hold on. I'm getting there. So, Will says, "What five bucks?" To which, you reply, "Well, we've been hanging out for a long time and it's been really fun, but like, I've done a lot of really nice things for you. Like, I'm always nice to you and I always listen and do things you wanna do, so I was thinking that because I've been so nice, you should pay me back that five bucks I spent to get your lunch right before we started really hanging out."
Guy Friend: What? Why would I--
Me: I'm not done yet. So, then Will looks kinda hurt and he says, "But I thought you were just being nice. I thought that was just a gift." So, you say, "Whether or not it was a gift, don't you think you kinda owe me that five bucks since I've been so nice to you?" And, Will says, "No. I don't think I owe you that!" And you get mad, so you say, "Well, I think that you do, so I think you're being really shitty and stuck up about this and I feel like I've been completely wronged."
Guy Friend: Oh, my God. That's so fucked up of me. I would never do that to Will. Will was nice. We were buds. That's way screwed.
Me: I know, right? Hey, just wondering, have you ever heard of this fictional place called "The Friendzone?"
Guy Friend: Well, yeah, but...
Guy Friend: ...
Guy Friend: ...
Guy Friend: oh

forbothareinfinity:

hypotheticalyiff:

peetamellarkeys:

birdthenerd:

I have never reblogged something so fast in my life

it’s exactly what you think it is

Why is this still funny?  Because I can’t stop laughing and I don’t understand.

kaleidoscope13579:

Does this count as my dash did a thing for the first time or was this just a hilarious coincidence??? 

kaleidoscope13579:

Does this count as my dash did a thing for the first time or was this just a hilarious coincidence??? 

you-should-put-it-on-a-t-shirt:

ladydaffodils:

I am so amused.

oh god, it´s back

egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

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benedictatorship:

iloveyoujhutch:

jecx:

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FOREVER REBLOG.

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD I CANT EVEN BREATHE

I CAN’1TC BREATHE SKDHIUHDUIVHSIDUFH OOMG WHYYY

CRYING

CRYING

420-247:

chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made

kettleoat:

atomicflan:

gryffindorgay:

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

We did it at school. The myth also says that the pairings could be male/female, male/male or female/female (just sayin’)

sometimes you don’t need to find someone else

fulloffeels:

#no i’m not crying #there’s just a fucking wardrobe in my eye
empty-casket:

Making magic with these beautiful Rainbow Mystic Quartz crystals💖🌈✨
#emptycasket #crystals #rainbow #mystic #quartz #pretty

empty-casket:

Making magic with these beautiful Rainbow Mystic Quartz crystals💖🌈✨
#emptycasket #crystals #rainbow #mystic #quartz #pretty

impalagotdabooty:

this is my favorite thing

impalagotdabooty:

this is my favorite thing