badromancenovelquotes:

ninja-gus:

heyfunniest:

im done

For my author and editor friends…

Oh, god, we really need more illustrations of bad quotes.

Please.

sassybabushka:

My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a  hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock. 

Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.

doshmobile:

you cant tell me this has never happened

brandoraptor:

lay it down star plat

jewelots:

anikoku:

Josuke and Okuyasu- Araki Sketches Compilation 

im still laughing at that last one literally months later help call an ambulance im dying whos legs are whose

owlmylove:

ships in which someone speaks English as a second language (◡‿◡✿)

ships where that someone slips into foreign swearing when upset (◕‿◕✿)

ships where that someone moans out foreign endearments when they’re with their lovers (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

SHIPS WITH BILINGUAL LOVERS (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧*:・゚✧

Promo! +30

chii-bi:

- Mbf me

- Reblogs only, no likes

- 2 lists of 6 + 2 solos

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Because, Jojo, though I once despised you, I now respect you.

avockado:

i like to believe mista has a sweet tooth

avockado:

i like to believe mista has a sweet tooth