For my author and editor friends…
Oh, god, we really need more illustrations of bad quotes.
My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock.
Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.
you cant tell me this has never happened
lay it down star plat
Josuke and Okuyasu- Araki Sketches Compilation
im still laughing at that last one literally months later help call an ambulance im dying whos legs are whose
ships in which someone speaks English as a second language (◡‿◡✿)
ships where that someone slips into foreign swearing when upset (◕‿◕✿)
ships where that someone moans out foreign endearments when they’re with their lovers (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
SHIPS WITH BILINGUAL LOVERS (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧*:・ﾟ✧
i like to believe mista has a sweet tooth